Corporate Bullshit Generator

Sometimes a piece of software emerges because it has to. It has lived too long in the deep recesses of its creator’s mind, and now it wants air.

The Corporate Bullshit Generator is one such piece of software. Or at least that is my guess. I’m thinking that one day Gautier de Montmollin simply reached the limit of his ability to withstand the constant onslaught of PHB “intellect”, but instead of breaking down and leaving his field of choice to become a gardener, he instead sat down and channeled some of that pent up fury into what I can only describe as a carthasis of a software engineer’s mind.

So what we have here is a fun program that spouts typical manager babble at blazing speeds. Yes, it is fun, but also a bit sad, because I’m willing to bet that most of us have actually heard real people using sentences that are damn close to, if not the same as, the ones generated by The Corporate Bullshit Generator:

A future-ready emotional intelligence technically motivates the perspective champion.

If I close my eyes, I can easily imagine some sales manager trying to convince the world (and maybe me) that he truly is a motivated perspective champion. He even got a wicked Powerpoint presentation to prove it!

I think we need a page here at the Ada-DK website dedicated to the wonderful babble generated by this program.

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